Homeless woman part 2Went out walking with my niece when I saw the homeless woman that gives me grief every time I see her! 'Hey!' I thought. 'I have a cunning plan...' Half an hour later, I was still beating the crap out of the her, with my nieces Winnie the Pooh teddy bear. Hey, she wanted it, I didn't want her to have it, but she upped the ante with her uncomprehensive jibberish!! My niece was sucking her thumb, wondering in her 6 month old mind what her uncle was doing. I had been thudding Pooh bear, nose first, into the crazy bitchs matted hair, slamming it close as Pooh continued to scream... ' Pooh wants a hug...' and 'Watch me walk'. Yeah bitch hug Pooh!!! Every time Pooh bounced painfully off her head, it startled my niece, to my continued amusement. After a while the savage bitch wanted to swipe my toy and everytime she managed to grab it she would hand it to my niece like she had misplaced it!!!!! This is fun!!
So, there I am, cheerfully whapping the snot out of another homeless person with a teddy bear, my niece hugging me and laughing while the homeless tree hugger screamed like banshee (Still seated and reading her book) and my sister steps in and takes Pooh bear from me, and ruins everything.
Party Pooper!!!!!
"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die..." Salvador Dali.
