Monday, January 30, 2006

Joke of the day


Joke sent in by Piero 'the saint' ..............................................A blonde girls calls her boyfriend in tears. Absolutely beside herself. "whats wrong?" asks the concerned boyfriend "I cant do this damn jigsaw puzzle. I have tried and tried but I can t get it to look like the picture on the box!" "what is the picture of?" asks the boyfriend "A tiger" sobs the girl "ok I will have a look later" said the sympathetic boyfriend. At home the girlfriend has become so frustrated she threw all the peices on the floor. With that, the boyfriend comes home to a bit of a mess. He calls to her and she goes to the mess in the kitchen. He holds up the box and asks "Is this the picture sweetheart?" "Yes " she sobs The boyfriend took her in his arms and hugged her tightly. "I love you very much sweetheart. Now lets put the Frosties back in the box........!"
"Courage is being scared to death - but still saddling up anyway!" John Wayne.