Sometimes I get bored and I think about things way too much. For
example: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think
I'll > squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time,
but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom
is? Can blind people see their dreams? If Wile E. Coyote from
the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?...Or hire a hitman?? If corn oil is
made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons,
does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when
you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take
him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
