Hey everybody peeps
So what´s been happening??? You may well ask... Well, work mainly, work, work, work. Started a new job as a Technical Analyst, which has been taking up most of my time with study and exames while at work. The real bummer about my job is all the driving I have to do and that´s mainly why my blog had been put to one side. Now don´t get me wrong I love "The City" of Lisbon but the traffic is killing me. Everyday I get stuck in queues of traffic because of the fucking poor organisation when it comes to this countries road system. Alright, alright I understand that it is an ancient and beautiful city full of monuments and historical building, but please can´t anyone organise shit in this country??? For the love of God, do we all have to drive fifteen miles, in one direction, before we can double back on our selves and get on the road we actually need!!??!! I mean its not exactly Nuclear science!! Plus sign posts!! Fuck, I don´t know how many times I have to drive in circles before I find the right sign to get anywhere... And where the hell did the idea of placing the signs to areas actually on the turn that you need with no indication before hand... It means that everytime I see the turning I need to take its either too late or I have to cut up every other car on the road and cause a major traffic violation!!! And another thing, bloody traffic lights that really bug me. We have to wait for ages for the bloody things to turn green and when its red no other cars are coming in the opposite direction, I mean can´t the council invest on road sensors that actually detect if any cars are present and keep the traffic moving!!!! Jesus!!! So that´s it, I´m in medicine and the sick are in the palm of my insane hands... Oh as to my plans for World Domination, still haven´t found a suitable location to start the invasion of Europe, but when I do I expect all of you to join in!!! OK!!!
Laters,
"If I give the people another victory, they will follow me to the stars!"
Napoleon Bonaparte
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