Well, they're at it again. This time they're arresting an 84 year old doctor for Nazi war crimes in Austria. Haven't they got something better to do with their time? Go after some traffic ticket violators or something serious? This poor fella, Doctor Speilgelman or something, is accused of euthanizing 4 or 5, maybe 6 retarded kids (I can never keep tract of them all!!!) who were suffering agonizing brain diseases. (Not just Pinkness/Stupidity/retardation, but beyond normal "mommy it hurts when I think" diseases.) Hey, he felt their pain!!! Since when was that a bad thing? Finding Nazis who kill kids out of compassion isn't an easy thing to do. This guy deserves an medal. (Maybe the Iron Cross!!!) Okay, so he kept their brains pickled in his collection, along with another 200 or so. Give me a break!!!!! Are we going to go after all the "mad doctors" who collect specimens for science? No lab is 100% perfect and neither are the doctors and scientists that work in them. (Unless it has at least one brain floating in an amber liquid). This nazi witch hunt game has got to stop!!!!!!!!! Hmmm. It's getting kinda hot in here........ I say we forgive and forget. Why even the pope apologized for standing around and doing fuck all while the Nazi's stuffed people into large ovens like so many screaming pepperoni pizzas. Can't we all just get along?
Hey! Ok, so the Pope apologized for all the hideous crimes that the Catholic Church had perpetrated since it's inception, or at least a small chunk of them. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH, RIGHT?
If the Nazis want to apologize for whatever. THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH TOO!!!
In fact, we should PROACTIVELY apologize for what we are ABOUT to do to humanity. AND THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT AND BETTER!!!!!
"I'm terribly sorry that I'm going to machine-gun your entire family, execution style, before throwing them into a gigantic pit full of burning fuel oil. I hope that this makes you feel better. OKAY, CHILDREN FIRST!"
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