Burying the Hatchet (or the Suicide Bomber Vest, as the Case May Be)
(Taken from the local newspaper)
Rival Palestinian groups Hamas and Fatah have agreed to end the violence that has raged between them for two days, according to a statement from Fatah's Ahmed Halaf obtained by Palestinian news agency Ramattan.
*whew!*
Now they can get back to the business of killing those damn dirty Jews like before!
Forgive me, but why is this a good thing? Let them have years of in-fighting; let them slaughter one another and implode in a glorious bit of Allah-driven idiocy that takes their attention from Israel for even a few months. We shouldn't be reporting a resolution - we should be encouraging more conflict between each of these terrorist groups (yes, Fatah is a terrorist group, so sorry).
Don't give in, Hamas! Fatah is only trying to fool you!
Fatah, don't be lied to by these snakes in the grass! Hamas will destroy you!
Hussar!!! Rah rah rah!!!
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