Here´s something Ive started to hate ever since I stopped smoking which will shock all those that know me!!!
I absolutely cannot abide the smell of cigarettes - that fusty, funky, contagious stench, reminiscent of a couch that has gotten used as an ashtray for cheap cigars, left in the rain and dried off "au naturel", thrown up on by the entire Hamburger Cheese Appreciation Society, and left out to be composed of condensed bad breath - and it had permeated my clothing, so I stripped down and fumigated myself with a can of Agent Orange. mmmmm orange...
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