Hey, I don´t have a pin striped suit, or a bowler hat....
I don't own a market stall or eat jellied eels, or drink in a tea house....
and I don't know Rupert, Samantha or Carlyle from London, although I'm certain they're really really nice people.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and not British or American.
And I pronounce it Herbs, not erbs, simply because of the fact that it has a fucking H in it!!!
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, empires and not colonies and that the badger is a truly proud and noble animal.
we say...
A vacuum cleaner is a hoover, a public anouncement system is a tannoy, pants are trousers and while underwear are pants and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'ZED' !!!!
Britain is part of Europe, but in no way are we European!!!!!!!!!
The first nation of cricket and the best part of the continent.
My name is Feral!!
And I am English!!!
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