And Peace Came Over the Land between Portugal and Spain.
Or at least the news have been saying throughout Portugal. The non aggression pact signed in the 30´s between our two former fascist dictators, has been finally agreed to the terms of an alliance. After over 900 years of bloody wars and economic battles between our two countries have finally ceased!!!! The people of the Portugal, do hereby decree an immediate ceasefire on the cowering populace of Spain.
Yes, I found it odd that the entire nation of Spain would bow down after so many years of hatred, but then look at their train bombing by the al-Qaeda. Clearly, one little explosion and the entire Spanish nation shits itself and pulls out of Iraq, forcing the other nations, including Portugal, in that God forsaken sand blasted country to take the burden of their loss and make the al-Qaeda think their winning!!!! Fucking losers!!!
In closing, people of Spain, you may come out of your cellars. You may breathe deeply of the fresh air. You may take down the plastic sheeting and duct tape. You may cease with your burnt offerings and cries for mercy. You may once again engage in random and unwarranted anal probing with your fellow countrymen!!!!
This I decree! Let there be peace!
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