It´s hot!!! It´s damned hot!!! It´s always fucking hot in this country!! My boxers are on fire and I´ve got "hot croch cooking" on the brew. Damn it!! I can´t even sit down without having a resevoir of sweat buiding up on my arse!! Why is it so hot??? Fuck knows!!
"The ozone layer!" I hear you say? Fuck off!! Who cares? Its just too damned hot. I can´t walk outside without having to strip off down to my socks and walk bare arsed down to the nearest air conditioned supermarket. If it is the ozone layer, then why haven´t we done something to fix it? Paint it, wax it, fill it with silly putty, anything! I mean whats the point of just letting us get charcoaled to death!! Jesus! I mean, if i had something wrong with my houses heating i´d do something about it! NASA, get your arse in gear and fix the bloody thing!!! You yanks have all the bloody money and the space ships, we in Europe haven´t even got the cash to send a tin of soup on a slingshot. I mean, I´m slowly boiling from the inside out and you sit on your fat arses, in your multi-million dollar high rise, Tornado powered air conditioners and i have to sit in front of a 5 inch battery powered fan watching the fifteenth thousand reruns of "Lost" and "The Simpsons" on your overpriced FOX channel! The money you overcharge us Europeans, to watch your channels should be enough to fix that bloody ozone layer, right? Fucks´sake!!! I´m bloody melting, I´ve gone a darker shade of olive and my sphincter has internally combusted!!! Sort it out!!!
