Have you ever been driving around and you ask your woman to do something trivial and suddenly it turns into a civil rights movement?
Why is everything a power struggle with women? I was driving around with my friend and his girlfriend the other day when he simply asked her to make a left turn, then she suddenly flipped out and started bitching about being controlled and oppessed. Good job moron, I'm sure dyke feminists everywhere are creaming their pants because of your political crusade against oppression, (Oh, we can't call them dykes or lesbians anymore, they're women in confortable shoes!!) but there are certain times when taking a stand to prove your stupid point is inappropriate. Like when you're going to MISS THE TURN and make us late, you stupid dumb bitch!!!!!!!
I saw some chick driving around with her fat friends the other day with one of those "BITCH ON BOARD" stickers on her bumper. There were three of them in the car, and one guy who was obviously married to the girl in the back seat (you could tell that he was married because he had a cold, lifeless stare and was trying to avoid all conversation and eye contact with her). The chicks in the car had the most obnoxious laugh I've ever heard: a loud, ear piercing, shrieking cackle, like they're laughing so hard that they can barely breathe, you could hear all the air being sucked out of the vehicle with each spattering of giggles.
What's so funny? I heard the big mouthed bitch at the wheel telling another joke that wasn't funny, and sure enough, it was followed up with more cackling, which made my whole body shudder. Listen, this is a plea to all men: I know it's macho to have a girlfriend and everything, but please, if your girlfriend has an obnoxious laugh and a giant mouth, consider masturbation. Seriously, you're embarassing yourself. There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught!!!!
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