I sure am glad that everyone is rude and oblivious nowadays. It makes my life so much easier knowing that the people around me around are incompetent cock-knockers who could give a shit about anyone around them. I am constantly reminded of this every time I take a drive anywhere, as citizens (usually of the female persuasion) constantly try to run me off the road or cut me off in the middle of the motorway. I'm not sure why people are so careless, but if it doesn't stop, I will surely have to judo chop some faces. Just today as I was driving back to work from horsemilking class, upon entering the motorway I notice that everyone is stopped. Traffic is backed up for miles all because some jerkoff decided to crash their car into the barrier. Thanks for holding up hundreds of people just because you can't commandeer a vehicle, you selfish moron. The Department of Transportation should just launch a huge satellite into space that blows up stranded/wrecked cars with a huge laser, just so awesome people like me don't have to wait for their worthless asses. As if that wasn't enough, my air conditioning temporarily decided to stop working as I was stuck in the traffic. I've never been so close to having a brain aneurysm in my life.
There you have it folks. You have all passed the test, congratulations on being a supreme dickhead. Do all of us a favour and go get a vasectomy. Or if you're a female one of those vagina removal surgeries. Maybe then I won't have to deal with your obnoxious offspring.
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