There sure are a lot of fertile women out there. It never ceases to amaze me that some walking sperm bank can continue to pop out kids like it's an Olympic sport, but wouldn't know how to properly raise any of their heathen bastards if Dr. Spock raped them with one of his self-help books.
The moms of this nation have to be stopped! If done properly, raising a child is a full-time job. But lying on your back every night, allowing your husband to violate you any way he can imagine, then popping out another unit every nine months, is not a job. You have to actually put forth some effort and teach the little soul-suckers you've produced. Going out in public with the cast from The Island of Dr Moreau and spending your husbands money on useless crap your kids don't need is not a job. Teaching your children how to function in a society, how to read, write, communicate, and act like they're not being raised by a pack of wolverines, requires actual parenting. If you are not up to the task do us all a favour and have your twat stapled shut so we don't have to put up with any more walking genetic deformities.
If you're not sure if this rant is about you, here's a quick guide:
If you continue to shop while your kids try to re-enact the Rodney King beating in a department store, quit fucking.
If you have to decide which is more important, baby food or alcohol, quit fucking.
If you are only birthing children as an excuse to not work, quit fucking... and kill yourself
If you leave any number of your children in your vehicle unattended because you're only going to be gone 'for a minute', quit fucking.
If you have to go to a bar and insist on using your television or computer as a babysitter, quit fucking.
In short, your children are a direct reflection of your parenting. If you can't be a good parent, your privilege to fuck should be revoked. Do us all a favour and let your man blow his load in your mouth, hair, ass, ear, anywhere but your baby-maker.
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