Fidel Castro dies and goes to Heaven, but at the gates he wasn´t on the list, so St. Peter send him down to hell.
When he gets there the devil welcomes him in person:
"Hey Fidel, welcome, I´ve been expecting you!"
"Thanks Satan. I first went to Heaven and seemed to have left my bags behind."
"Ah don´t worry yourself about it, I´ll send two of my deamons to pick them up!"
So the two deamons go to Heaven and find the gates locked, as St. Peter had gone to lunch.
"Let´s jump over the wall." Says one of the deamons. "So as not to disturb anyone."
Just at that moment two Angels fly by and one says to the other:
"Incredible isn´t it? Castro has only been in hell for ten minutes and already we have refugees!!!"
Send in by the "Doc". Cheers bud.
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