I love dairy products.I have no STD's, or at least none that I know of or that have yet to be identified by medical science.Though raised (semi-)religious, God and I haven’t spoken to each other since an incident in Surrey back in 1994(don’t ask) and we are currently trying to destroy each other. He is winning. For now.The following things I find funny: retards, the homeless, fighting retards or the homeless. That is all. Also, jokes about Spaniards are pretty funny too (it’s cool, because I used to date a spaniard).I am the worst hypochondriac in the world, because though I think I’m going to have a heart attack or stroke every time I masturbate or stand up quickly, but I think nothing of having forty alcoholic drinks, smoking, and then throwing up blood.
My first love is my X Box and she loves me.(I've lost many a pretty maiden due to her jealousy!)